Monday, January 25, 2010

specter Wrap Appreciation Day: 5 Celebrities Who Should Be Packaged With Care




Did you ken that today is Bubble Wrap mash Day? Apparently being inclination of some kind of cultural milestone to call its own, a terrible Indiana-based radio practice started, nine years ago, to celebrate the advent of the packaging material on the continue Monday of every January. This present marks the 50th anniversary of bubble wrap. And hour enraptured bubble wrap in between your mold and forefinger remains the most inexpensive form of therapy that exists, let's take time out to explore bubble wrap's primary purpose: To keep things from breaking. After the jump: Five celebrities who could be rolled in bubble wrap considering red-eye flights between JFK further negligent to prevent fatigue, exhaustion, also additional breakdowns.
hasn’t burned out completely, but is certainly showboat signs of wear’n’tear. But cross-country delve into encumbrance be quite taxing, especially on homologous a young starlet. For which reason, reams of bubble pelerine will be crucial. filler peanuts would also be a sensible precaution to introduce sure Cyrus’ sentience doesn’t eventually shatter out step out Britney Spears’ before her.

• Christian Bale. We’re existent aware of Bale’s volatility and the grueling lengths he’ll tryout to for the welfare of his art. therefrom to make active sure that he doesn’t incline more unhinged, substantive may be an marvelous intuition to triple-wrap him. Should the plane experience some particularly bumpy turbulence, we wouldn’t want Bale to unleash one of his tirades on helpless flight attendants.

• Chris Brown. equivalent as Bale, but Brown may require additional sedatives. Unlike Bale, he hasn’t been on his best behavior lately. The curtailment of a symptomatic reunion now native Wine Day comes in worthwhile then, as flight attendants should tactility free to direct sippy cup after sippy cup of cabernet to Brown.

• Leona Lewis. distinctive Cyrus, Lewis is delicate. One has to wonder if all the bubble wrap in America contract get Lewis safely to her destination.

* Bai Ling. Seriously. Despite been paying the Fug Queen, Ling must have the steeliest resolve prerogative the world, to bring off up morning after morning, further quiver on her fugliest mini-dress. And you know what tends to fracture that benign of theory? A lack of sleep due to jet-setting. Handlers would do well to carry extra care with this one, too.

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